Beelzeboss - Tenecious D

Testo:

I AM COMPLETE
FUUUUUUUUCK!
YES YOU ARE FUCKED! SHIT OUT OF LUCK! NOW I'M COMPLETE, AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK! THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE! YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!
WAIIIIIIIIIT! WAIIIIIIIT! WAAAAAAIT YOU MOTHERFUCKER... WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCK OFF! GIVE US ONE CHANCE TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!
FUCK! FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE, WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?? WHAT'S THE CA-A-ATCH
IF WE WIN YOU MUST TAKE YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO HELL AND ALSO YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY OUR RENT
AND WHAT IF I WIN??
YOU CAN TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL
WHAT?!?
TRUST ME KAGE IT'S THE ONLY WAY!
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
TO BE YOUR LITTLE..... BITCH
FINE! LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN! HA HA HA HA HA HA! I'M THE DEVIL! I LOVE METAL! CHECK THIS RIFF IS FUCKING TASTY! I AM THE DEVIL, I CAN DO WHAT I WANT! WHATEVER I'VE GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT! THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST! I CAN'T WAIT TO KAGE BACK TO HELL! I'M GONNA HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL! I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!
NOOOOOOOO! C'MON KAGE LET'S FIGHT HIS MUSIC WITH OUR MUSIC
THERE JUST NO WAY THAT WE CAN WIN THAT WAS A MASTERPIECE
LISTEN TO ME
HE ROCKS TO HARD BEACAUSE HE IS NOT A MORTAL MAN
GOD DAMMIT KAGE! HE GONNA MAKE YOU HIS SEX SLAVE, YOU'RE GONNA GARGLE MAYONNAISE
NOOO
UNLESS WE BUST A MASSIVE MONSTER MAMAJAM
DUDE, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH SHIT
DE-ACTIVATED LASET WITH MY DICK!
NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN!
C'MON KAGE NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN
I HEAR YOU, JABLES NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN
LIGHT UP THE STAGE 'CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN
WE'LL BEND OVER THEN WE'LL TAKE IT TO BROWN TOWN
NOW WE'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWN
HE'S GONNA RAPE ME IF WE DO NOT BLOW DOORS DOWN
C'MON KAGE 'CAUSE IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN
OOOOOOOH WE'LL PILEDRIVE YA, IT'S TIME FOR THE SMACKDOWN
HEY ANTI-CHRIST-A, BEELZEBOSS, WE KNOW YOUR WEAKNESS, OUR ROCK IT SAUCE
WE ROCK THE CASBAH, AND BLOW YOUR MIND
WE WILL DEFEAT YOU, FOR ALL MANKIND! YOU HOLD THE SCEPTER, WE HOLD THE KEY! YOU ARE THE DEVIL, WE ARE THE D! WE ARE THE D! WE ARE THE D! WE ARE THE D! WE ARE THE D! WE ARE THE D! WE ARE THE D! WE ARE THE D! WE ARE THE D! WE ARE THE D!

hahahaha a rozzo jb sei er mejo de tt

si, è er mejo xD